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Graphic by Christina Lopriore, iFirefly Design<\/em><\/p>\n Yeah, the title’s harsh, but I’m frustrated. There’s an excessive number of unwanted pets on the streets, in colonies and in shelters. An increasing number of organizations, volunteers, and animal-care and shelter workers are working hard to stem it and are meeting with some success\u2014Long Beach Animal Care Services<\/a> reported last month that there\u2019s been a 23 percent drop in euthanasia rates for dogs and a 37 percent reduction for cats from January to April\u2014we\u2019re one example of how all the dedication to rescue, adoption and spay\/neuter is paying off.<\/p>\n Anyone who\u2019s spent any significant time volunteering for animal causes, however, won\u2019t jump up and down for joy at these stats because he or she knows how quickly the glee shatters when the head bumps up against the ignorance ceiling. This is constructed by the people who, even after attempts at education and the offer of a free spay or neuter procedure, refuse to alter their pets. And of course, they have solid reasons why they won\u2019t get their pet fixed. A couple of weeks ago, I saw a woman who couldn\u2019t have been more than 20 sitting on the sidewalk with a cardboard sign that said she was a starving musician. She sported stiff pink hair spiked to a dangerous point and an angelically beautiful face with dangerous-looking eyes. A big pit bull mix with complementary-size noogies slept with his head on her lap.<\/p>\n I admired the dog and told her about Food for Pets in Need\u2019s<\/a> free dog food giveaways on Sundays at Caesar Chavez Park and then about Fix Long Beach\u2019s<\/a> free neutering to help control shelter overpopulation and prevent unwanted pets\u2014whole nine yards. \u201cNo way,\u201d she said, with a look in her eyes that said that she\u2019s been around the block many more times than I have and that she\u2019d stab me with her hairdo if I didn\u2019t mind my own damn business. \u201cHe\u2019s with me 24\/7 and won\u2019t get anyone pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIf she only knew the nature of the beast!\u201d said Antje Hunt, who\u2019s been around many blocks many times trapping and fixing feral cats for Long Beach Spay and Neuter<\/a>. Hunt added that altered pets have a longer lifetime because of a significant decrease in the likelihood of developing mammary-gland or testicular cancer; furthermore, pets in heat want to roam, which may result in accidental death from running in the street or injuries from fighting.<\/p>\n But They Who Will Not Be Educated stand firm in their refusal to allow anything to penetrate their ignorance, and I\u2019ve been long tired of shelters with conscientious staff, ours in particular, bearing the blame for having to perform euthanasia on the many results of other people\u2019s irresponsibility. I\u2019m tired of hearing about rescues and shelters that don\u2019t kill their animals having to turn unwanted pets away because they\u2019re bursting at the seams. I also know that number of people who wait on line, patiently or not, to get their pets fixed for free and help end the cycle far outnumber those with knucklehead sensibilities, but when you consider that the average cat in an average lifetime\u2014say seven years\u2014can theoretically produce 420,000 kittens, according to the L.A. Animal Shelter<\/a> and these kittens can go on\u2014the music goes round and round. Say we have 10 people who won\u2019t fix their cat\u2014well, do the math. And that\u2019s just 10 people. And dogs\u2014our shelter\u2019s majority population comprises cast-off pit bulls, Chihuahuas and mixes thereof born out of neglect, greed, ignorance. The magic number given by most sources for the average dog is 67,000\u2014the number of puppies produced by a female dog and her unspayed offspring in six years (source: Watauga Humane Society<\/a>).<\/p>\n Arizona Humane Society<\/em><\/p>\n Even if we have successful adoption days like the one Best Friends had in L.A. last weekend http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dcgc18eO1ts (400 pets went home!) or if 400 more get fixed at the Fix Fest<\/a> (see below) or if the Friends of Long Beach Animals-funded clinic at Animal Care Services<\/a> is busy every day when it opens, They Who Will Not Be Educated will still be filling up the shelters and rescues as well as the feral colonies and the streets. I’m not alone in my frustration\u2014not hardly\u2014so in an attempt at levity after this rant\u2014if you can call any of these funny\u2014I asked members of the animal-welfare community for the stupidest reasons they\u2019ve heard for not fixing their pet. I wanted to compile a top-10 list, but there was too much dumb to choose from.<\/p>\n To wit:<\/p>\n “Oh, this is easy\u2014I met a man at the end of our last clinic. He said he doesn\u2019t want the dog to turn into a chicken. He then made pecking type gestures. I think he meant that he didn\u2019t want the dog to get lazy.” (Patty Williams, Fix Long Beach volunteer)<\/p>\n \u201cAnother supposed health benefit is the decreased chance of testicular cancer in neutered dogs. In other words, if you cut it off, it can\u2019t get cancer. This is true, but one could make the same argument about a dog\u2019s leg. We should cut off a dog\u2019s leg for the same reason. Dogs can get by just fine on three legs.\u201d This was the actual quote!” (Bob Carleton, Friends of Long Beach Animals [FOLBA] president)<\/p>\n \u201cThey might not learn to lift their legs and will squat to pee.\u201d (also Bob Carleton)<\/p>\n \u201cHaving sex is a God-given right that my pet deserves.\u201d (Bob Carleton, too)<\/p>\n “A guy came [to our adoption event] looking for a male-anything dog. \u201cHow can you cut off their balls\u2014that\u2019s horrible! How would you feel?\u201d he said as he crossed his legs. I tried to explain to him what we did and why we did it. He wasn\u2019t listening and did not care, so I asked him nicely to leave.” (Faye Costigane, Animal Match Rescue Team [AMRT] volunteer)<\/p>\n \u201cHe\/she\u2019s just the best<\/i> dog ever<\/i>, and I need to breed him\/her so I can have a puppy just like him\/her.\u201d (Jennifer Johnson, retired vet tech and Fix Long Beach volunteer)<\/p>\n “‘I don\u2019t have the time to do it.’ Really, people? You have time for everything else!”(Judy Crumpton, humane educator and my erstwhile writing partner)<\/p>\n “I’ve heard someone say that they couldn’t spay their Chihuahua until it had a litter of puppies because it was ‘unhealthy’ for female dogs. Ugh.” (Jillian Clemons, rescue volunteer and owner and printmaker of Best in Shore\/Bark Long Beach)<\/p>\n \u201cMy vet told me my dog had to be 6 months old.\u201d (Louise Montgomery, AMRT volunteer)<\/p>\n \u201cMy dog would have nothing to lick without his balls.\u201d (Lynda Montgomery, AMRT volunteer and comedian.<\/p>\n \u201cLosing his balls will turn a pit bull into a poodle and a female poodle into a pit bull.\u201d (also Lynda Montgomery)<\/p>\n \u201cThere\u2019s no wayI\u2019m going to have my boy\u2019s balls removed; he\u2019d never forgive me.\u201d (Prefers to remain anonymous)<\/p>\n \u201cNeuter? No way. I\u2019m going to make money using him to make puppies.\u201d I asked him if he knew that this is illegal in Long Beach, and he responded, \u201cSo I\u2019ll just go to Orange County.\u201d (prefers to remain anonymous.)<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t want to take his manhood away.\u201d (Emmanuela Pena, Fix Long Beach volunteer.<\/p>\n \u201cWell, I wouldn\u2019t do it to my little son, so why him?\u201d (someone I met on the street)<\/p>\n “The stupidest thing I heard was from a person who said, ‘I don\u2019t want to spay\/neuter because that\u2019s going to ruin their personality.'” (Anna Wong, Stray Cat Alliance volunteer.<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t want him to lose his manhood.\u201d (Dawn Weller, FOLBA board member)<\/p>\n \u201cHow would you like to have your balls cut off?\u201d (Doug Erickson, that other Pet Post)<\/p>\n And finally, from the Hope of our Future gallery:<\/p>\n “‘I want my dog to be able to have fun\u2014you know, that<\/i> kind of fun.’ This was from a 12-year-old boy!” (Christina Marie, Fix Long Beach volunteer)<\/p>\n I\u2019ve run into many, many kids who are completely involved in animal welfare, but that last one cheesed me off more than any of the others (where are the parents?). As I said, we’re frustrated, but no one I know is giving up the battle.<\/p>\n If you\u2019ve heard any winners, post them below. Till next time.<\/p>\n \u201cPeople need to be educated so that they can make intelligent moral choices\u201d Bodie, Butch and Dude<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n Butch and Dude (center, right) look like eccentric identical twins with their own butler\u2014Bodie, the tuxedo. Yeah, they wish. The feline trio belonged to a dying woman with no family; thanks to a neighbor who spoke to the right person who spoke to Animal Care Services, the three of them are now waiting for their own lap of luxury. Make their acquaintance at Animal Care Services on the shelter side of the Pitchford Companion Animal Village at 7700 East Spring St., (562) 570-PETS. Ask for ID#A519081 (Bodie), ID#A519084 (Butch) and ID#A519086 (Dude).<\/p>\n I so hope that this doesn\u2019t become a regular feature. As you no doubt have read, a California brown pelican was found in Long Beach, his pouch sliced open with a sharp object. He was rushed to International Bird Rescue in San Pedro<\/a> where he\u2019s receiving rehabilitative care. As recently reported here by Sarah Bennett<\/a>, an anonymous donor has offered a $20,000 reward for information on this act of selfishness and cruelty. If you want to contribute to the recovery of the pelican, now named Pink, click on the organization\u2019s link.<\/p>\n In the spirit of the animal community\u2019s concern for animal welfare and prevention of animal cruelty, author and humane educator Deborah Turner and Friends of Long Beach Animals (FOLBA) are joining forces with the Long Beach School District to offer free <\/strong>humane education classes for parents as well as classroom presentations for grades pre-K\u201312! Parents will learn about kindness and care for pets. Teachers are also invited to book their free presentations for classrooms as well. The curriculum, approved by the LBUSD, are informative and timely with regard to events around the city, as they help both children and adults learn about compassion for and kindness to animals in these hour-long presentations. For information on the curriculum and booking, e-mail deborah@wheelywilly.com<\/a>. Read about the program here<\/a>.<\/p>\n Pet Adoption Day, Sunday, May 11, Gelson\u2019s Market, 6225 E. 2nd<\/sup> St. (and PCH), Long Beach, 11AM\u20133PM<\/strong><\/p>\n It\u2019s Mother\u2019s Day, and how about bringing Mom to Gelson\u2019s for flowers, candy, pastry, and a pet? Yep, Mom can choose from among a number of sweetie-pies at Gelson\u2019s Pet Adoption Day, featuring pets from West Coast Animal Rescue<\/a>, Long Beach Spay and Neuter<\/a>, and our shelter at Animal Care Services (ACS)<\/a>. Just remember\u2014bring Mom along to be sure she actually wants a pet, and let her pick! Gelson\u2019s will supply free samples from their pet partners and give away a free reusable bag and store coupons with any donation to these groups. For more information, contact Gelson\u2019s Marketing Department, 818-377-6494.<\/p>\n Fix Long Beach\u2019s Fix Fest and Pet Fair; City Prosecutor\u2019s Office Presents the Third Annual Animal Cruelty Prevention and Care Conference, Saturday, May 17, Silverado Park, 1545 W 31st St., Long Beach, 7AM\u20133PM<\/strong><\/p>\n What a jubilee day for pets! Fix Long Beach<\/a> plans to celebrate its one-year anniversary by fixing over 300 pets\u2014Long Beach residents only\u2014through mobile spay\/neuter clinics and thus preventing the birth of unwanted animals in a number that\u2019s impossible to figure without an advanced TI Titanium calculator. FLB invites all area mobile clinics to join in by contacting claudia@fixlongbeach.com<\/strong><\/a>; all participants and sponsors will be named on the flyer. Please contact Claudia if you know of any clinics that will join in. The Fix Fest is held in collaboration with the third annual Long Beach Animal Cruelty Conference, presented by the office of City Prosecutor Doug Haubert and by Animal Care Services.<\/p>\n $50 off Pet Adoptions, May 14\u201316, Long Beach Animal Care Services and spcaLA, 7700 E. Spring St. (in El Dorado Park), Beach.<\/strong><\/p>\n In celebration of Gay Pride, four organizations are joining hands to achieve one common goal. Friends of Long Beach Animals (FOLBA), Long Beach Animal Care Services (ACS) and spcaLA are teaming with Long Beach Lesbian & Gay Pride, Inc., to offer subsidized adoptions at the P.D. Pitchford Companion Animal Village during Gay Pride Weekend. All adoptions during this period will be reduced by $50 to lower the total cost of bringing home a loving pet. FOLBA will have a table at the Long Beach Lesbian and Gay Pride Celebration and we encourage you to stop by, say hello and offer your support. We will also be walking in the parade along with Long Beach Animal Care Services. Members are encouraged to join us.<\/p>\n spcaLA Foster Class, Sunday, May 19, P.D. Pitchford Companion Animal Village, 7700 E. Spring St., Long Beach, 10AM\u2013noon<\/strong><\/p>\n Help a pet better his or her chance at adoption! spcaLA is looking for foster parents for pets of all ages and needs. Potential foster parents must fill out and submit an application, available here<\/a>, before attending a class. For more information, call (323) 730-5300.<\/p>\n spcaLA and Animals for Armed Forces Foundation honor and say thanks to our dedicated service men and women by providing free pet adoptions. The adoption discount applies to active duty, Reserve, and veterans of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard and National Guard and\/or immediate family members. (Must provide documentation, for more info click here<\/a>). Adoption fee is waived for first 50 pet adoptions, limit 2 per household. Adopters must meet spcaLA adoption requirements. Additional fees such as medication, e-collars may apply.<\/p>\n Friends of Long Beach Animals\u2019 (FOLBA) WALK for the Animals, Saturday, May 31, Marina Vista Park, 5355 E. Eliot St., Long Beach, 9AM\u20133PM<\/strong><\/p>\n You don\u2019t want to miss out on a great day in the park for a great cause. Marie Hulett, the host of the Pet Place Radio Show<\/i>, will be the MC for the event. Joining her will be DogPACT, providing K9 agility and \u201cnose work\u201d demonstrations throughout the day with Tess, a member of the K-9 Bed Bug Detection Team with the uncanny ability to locate bed bugs. There will be other animal demonstrations and exhibitions, animal rescue and adoption groups, live entertainmentby the Blue Steel Band, vendors of all kinds, great raffle prizes, food, a kid zone, special guests and much, much more! A bike valet will be available for those who want to ride to the event, which is free and open to the public. Topreregister for the WALK itself, click here<\/a>.The cost is $30.00 and includes two complimentary Laugh Factory Long Beach passes, great discounts, a WALK T-shirt and more!Registration the day of the event is $35.00. This event raises funds for FOLBA, a nonprofit organization in its 23rd<\/sup> year serving Long Beach and Signal Hill, committed to saving animals’ lives through spay\/neuter and education programs and fostering responsible pet ownership, education and humane treatment of all animals.<\/p>\n Heidi and Frank Pet Adoption Day, Hosted by spcaLA and presented by 95.5 KLOS Saturday, June 7, spcaLA PD Pitchford Companion Animal Village, 7700 E. Spring St. (in El Dorado Park), Long Beach,10AM\u20134PM<\/strong><\/p>\n It’s spcaLA\u2019s biggest pet adoption event of the year\u2014come find your Friend for Life!Enjoy a day of sunshine and pet adoptions at spcaLA\u2019s Companion Animal Village in Long Beach! Pet adoptions, vendor booths, refreshments, silent auctions, and family fun.<\/p>\n Dog Park Etiquette Class, Saturday, June 14, spcaLA PD Pitchford Companion Animal Village, 7700 E. Spring St. (in El Dorado Park), Long Beach,4\u20136PM, $10<\/strong><\/p>\n Be a good dog-park visitor. Understand and learn to recognize good and bad behaviors to encourage positive interactions at the dog park. This class is for humans only. Please do not bring your dog to class!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"![\"Spayneuter](\"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Spayneuter_overpoppetpyramid.png\")
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<\/strong><\/p>\nFree Pet Adoptions for the Military, Saturday\u2013Sunday, May 24\u201325, spcaLA PD Pitchford Companion Animal Village, 7700 E. Spring St. (in El Dorado Park), Long Beach<\/h3>\n
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