{"id":4747,"date":"2012-02-21T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T08:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/life\/photos-garage-theatre-s-apocalypse-wow\/"},"modified":"2012-02-21T08:36:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T08:36:00","slug":"photos-garage-theatre-s-apocalypse-wow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/hi-lo\/photos-garage-theatre-s-apocalypse-wow","title":{"rendered":"PHOTOS: Garage Theatre’s Apocalypse Wow"},"content":{"rendered":"

12:15pm | <\/strong>They advertised it as the end of the world, but like so many times before, the prophets turned out to be mere profiteers. <\/p>\n

To give the Garage Theatre your money is to ensure the aberrant prattle this cult spreads like so much santorum continues unabated for another year. <\/p>\n

Their gospel was on full display without decorum or modesty during a fundraiser last night at Alex\u2019s Bar.
 
To learn more about the process used by seductive thespians to control their followers visit http:\/\/thegaragetheatre.org\/<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Jessica Variz, Director of Communication Garage Theatre.<\/em><\/span>
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Jonelle Thais Holden, singer Paper Kites with Jen Davis<\/em><\/span>
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Jonelle Thais Holden, singer Paper Kites.<\/em>
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(left to right) Robert Edward, Linda Valenzuela, Thomas Amerman, and Ryan McCleary.<\/span>
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Robert Young, actor, with Sarah Regan. <\/em><\/span> 
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Vince Urias on bagpipes. <\/em><\/span> 
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Vince Urias on bagpipes.<\/em>
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Jonelle Thais Holden and Hannah Smith-Keller, both with Paper Kites. <\/em><\/span> 
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Larry Indich, Marketing Minion & Web Design for Garage Theatre.<\/span>
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Robert Edward, Thomas Wasper, and Aaron Van Geem.<\/span>
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Red River.<\/span>
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Sarah Regan with George Spielvogel.<\/span>
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Kristal Greenlea (center), Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Garage Theatre.<\/span>
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Matthew Anderson, <\/span>Director of Audience Development for Garage Theatre with Jonelle Thais Holden.<\/span>
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Apocalypse wow!<\/span>
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Joe Howells, actor.<\/span>
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Eric Hamme, Managing Director of Garage Theatre, with Joe Howells.<\/span>
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George Spielvogel, actor.<\/span>
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Jamie Sweet, Technical Director of Garage Theatre.<\/span>
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Kristal Greenlea.<\/span>
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Greggory Moore, author of “The Use of Regret.”<\/span>
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Nicole Vaughn and Her Lovely Band.<\/span>
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Apocalypse wow!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n


Jen Davis, right.<\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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