{"id":556,"date":"2018-08-27T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/?p=999916081"},"modified":"2018-08-27T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T13:00:00","slug":"lb-post-treasure-hunt-day-8-land-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/hi-lo\/lb-post-treasure-hunt-day-8-land-ho","title":{"rendered":"LB Post Treasure Hunt Day 8: ‘Land Ho!’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah, what a voyage we’ve set you on so far! You’ve had more exciting experiences than most people have had in a lifetime.<\/p>\n

You’ve dawdled with the dead, scampered through strangers’ yards, rode a pony across town, worn a cowboy hat and got seasick on mead.<\/p>\n

Most people would’ve given up a long time ago, but you’re not like the others. That’s why we admire you so much.<\/p>\n

So, now let’s hike from the Queen Mary<\/a> to the AquaLink<\/a> pier, hand a fin<\/a> to the captain of the boat and climb aboard for a crossbay voyage to Alamitos Bay Landing<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re getting a lot closer to the treasure, so congratulations for that. If we were eligible to take part in this hunt, we would drop by the Boathouse on the Bay<\/a> and beg the restaurant\u2019s boss John Morris to buy us a bottle of beer while we enjoyed the spectacular view from the expansive patio.<\/p>\n

You could also go to Ballast Point<\/a>. You could also just go home. You\u2019re through for the day. Rest up, because you’re getting near the end. You might have to slay a dragon.<\/p>\n

While you’re sitting around doing nothing, please amuse yourself by reading what our angry lawyers keep yelling at us, here<\/a>. They call it “terms and conditions,” we call it “joykilling.”<\/p>\n

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You’ve dawdled with the dead, scampered through strangers’ yards, rode a pony across town, worn a cowboy hat and got seasick on mead. Most people would’ve given up a long time ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":208,"featured_media":66080,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[320],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hi-lo","tag-lb-post-treasure-hunt","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/208"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=556"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/esd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}