{"id":2122,"date":"2010-02-17T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/sports\/couch-commentary-jimmie-johnson-is-nascar-s-spurs\/"},"modified":"2010-02-17T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T06:00:00","slug":"couch-commentary-jimmie-johnson-is-nascar-s-spurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/couch-commentary-jimmie-johnson-is-nascar-s-spurs","title":{"rendered":"Couch Commentary: Jimmie Johnson Is NASCAR&#8217;s Spurs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--StartFragment-->  <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">This past weekend didn\u2019t go flawlessly for NASCAR&#8211;a pothole at Daytona saw to that.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In fact the first month of the season hasn\u2019t gone all that well for NASCAR&#8211;they teamed with HBO hoping they could build some preseason buzz, but it didn\u2019t work.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Actually the entire last few years for NASCAR have been lackluster.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And there\u2019s one reason: Jimmie Johnson.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The 4-times-and-counting Champ has ushered in an era when NASCAR drivers could be replaced by Vicki from Small Wonder and no one would notice.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I\u2019m not asking to go back to the days of moonshine and trackside fights, but can we at least go back to the days when personality was rewarded?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Instead all we\u2019ve got are automatons programmed for left turns and sales pitches.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Surprisingly enough we might be right about to enter a re-birth of the sport; but first someone needs to defeat Jimmie Johnson.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The last few years haven\u2019t gone well for NASCAR because after growing, quickly, throughout the late 90s, NASCAR&#8211;if you\u2019ll pardon the expression&#8211;is at a crossroads.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The sport has tried to stretch itself from sea to shining sea, like the NBA adding franchises in Vancouver and Charlotte.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And just like the NBA has learned, not every market is worthy of that attention.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And also like the NBA, NASCAR is better when it\u2019s controversial.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The late-90s boom was fueled in large part by Jeff Gordon.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Some tuned in to cheer him, a lot more tuned in to cheer against him- a guy from California wine country who drove a rainbow colored car wasn\u2019t immensely popular with the traditional good ol\u2019 boy fan, who woulda guessed?<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But both the new Californian fan and the good ol\u2019 boy both watched Gordon\u2019s every move and that not surprisingly was good for the sport (although throwing beer cans at him probably needs to stop).<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Also not surprisingly, a sport from North Carolina that prides itself on being passed from father to son still loves Dale Jr. the most (if you need the last name you probably aren\u2019t still reading this column.)<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But as Junior\u2019s star faded, so too has NASCAR\u2019s ratings.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">All of this has coincided with Jimmy Johnson\u2019s rise.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He too is a California boy, who is from a racing family, but something hasn\u2019t clicked between him and the masses.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>So while he is the best driver today (and with 4 straight championships there\u2019s an argument to be made that he\u2019s the best ever) he is, for all intents and purposes, the San Antonio Spurs.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Boring, predictable, and ultimately bad for the sport.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Would it be better for the NBA if Tim Duncan were more like Charles Barkley?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Would it be better for NASCAR if Jimmy Johnson were more like Tony Stewart?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The short answer is yes, and the long answer involves figuring out, philosophically, if we\u2019d rather have our stars be something they\u2019re not.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Which brings us to why the last month hasn\u2019t been going well for NASCAR: HBO\u2019s 24\/7.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Surely the month-long show about Johnson and the 48 team preparing for Daytona was supposed to humanize JJ and make us like him more.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It hasn\u2019t.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>If you\u2019ve watched HBO\u2019s PRiffic show- usually reserved for their big PPV boxing matches- you know that \u201ca few weeks in the life\u201d of a star athlete can be compelling TV.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But it turns out it\u2019s only compelling when it\u2019s Manny Pacquiao, because watching a week in the life of Jimmy Johnson is about as exciting as watching the world\u2019s most expensive paint dry.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Surely the show was supposed to prove that Jimmy Johnson works out a lot, and that was designed to show us that drivers are athletes too (although Denny Hamlin announcing that he will race the entire season with a torn ACL hurts the cause a little bit.)<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">But instead the show reinforces everything we\u2019ve thought about Jimmy: nice guy, but kinda boring.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In fact during one sit-down for the show he openly admitted that he\u2019s scrapped away any last chunk of personality so that he could make corporations feel more okay with him.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He might as well have placed a sticker on his forehead that said \u201cPlace ad here.\u201d<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>NASCAR seems to have made the decision that it would be easier to make Johnson more popular than it would be to make another driver better; unfortunately for NASCAR, either option seems a monumental challenge.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">But there\u2019s hope for NASCAR.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And that hope is tied up in what made racing great in the first place.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>NASCAR, the fun NASCAR, the real racing NASCAR, the what-makes-us-different-tha-F1 NASCAR, died the day Dale Earnhardt Sr. did.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>A sport that lives on the edge loses some of its luster when it goes over that edge; it\u2019s why I can\u2019t watch luge during these Olympics.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Earnhardt\u2019s death prompted NASCAR to make new cars and new rules and while it brought them back from over the edge, it also took away some of the risk that made it enjoyable.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">But this past offseason NASCAR did some soul-searching and some bumper testing and came to the conclusion that these cars are safe, and when you\u2019re safe in the car, suddenly it\u2019s okay to ram into them, suddenly bumping was okay again.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>NASCAR has always been more exciting than Formula 1 because there\u2019s more passing in a lap of NASCAR than there is in an entire F1 race, but now not only are people passing but they are aggressively doing so.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Suddenly the Tony Stewarts and the Kyle Buschs are in their element, the win-or-wreck guys have their ammo back, and not surprisingly those guys are also the best personalities.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Also not surprisingly those guys are hated by rivals\u2019 fans.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Controversy equals ratings, and JJ48 is going to have to evolve.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Jimmie Johnson has been succeeding during a time when it wasn\u2019t okay to move someone out of the way, it wasn\u2019t okay to be on the edge.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Jimmy has always been a guy under control.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But control is boring.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Consistency is boring.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>So if Jimmy Johnson wants to survive this new old-NASCAR, he\u2019s going to have to get his hands dirty.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Which, if he can do it, will make him a lot more interesting.<\/p>\n<p>  <!--EndFragment-->   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaky Pipes breaks down why Jimmie Johnson is NASCAR&#8217;s San Antonio Spurs\u2014and why that&#8217;s a bad thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-2122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}