{"id":2601,"date":"2009-12-09T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/sports\/couch-commentary-army-football-in-four-words\/"},"modified":"2009-12-09T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T06:00:00","slug":"couch-commentary-army-football-in-four-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/couch-commentary-army-football-in-four-words","title":{"rendered":"Couch Commentary: Army Football In Four Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment-->  <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">There it is: the four italicized words at the end of the email.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><em>Go Army.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Beat Navy.<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s there like <em>PS- don\u2019t forget to pick the kids up at 3<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s an afterthought, and it\u2019s everything.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s implied but too important to be ignored.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">I had the pleasure of receiving the email from West Point\u2019s Superintendent.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Well it wasn\u2019t <em>to <\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">me.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Three-star generals don\u2019t email me.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But I know people that they email, people in their charge, and when it\u2019s not classified I will occasionally get one forwarded to me.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He signed off his email- <em>Go Army.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Beat Navy.<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">&#8211; like the tens of men that have preceded him as the head of West Point.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They have used that sign off for as long as there has been football.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Surely if Ulysses Grant and Robert Lee were around for a football game&#8211;and, I guess, if they had email&#8211;that would have been their sign off too.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Surely it was Eisenhower\u2019s signoff.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>No matter what rank he or she may achieve in life, there is little that is more important to a West Pointer than the Saturday in December when they play Navy.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The week before the game is unlike anything in college sports.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Cadets greet their superiors with \u201cGo Army!<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Beat Navy!\u201d It\u2019s a salutation and a salute.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s implied&#8211;but too important to be ignored.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">There are college rivalries that teams look forward to all season, the rivalries that make or break seasons, and then there is Army\/Navy.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Once it was a championship-caliber game, but now in the lean years&#8211;<em>because<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\"> of the lean years&#8211;the game is even more important.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The Oregon\/Oregon State rivalry has long had the audacity to call their game the Civil War; I wonder what Grant (West Point class of 1843) and Lee (West Point class of 1829) would think of that.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>If football is a metaphor for war, what do we call it when actual soldiers are playing?<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>And therein lies the rub, it\u2019s a game&#8211;a big game&#8211;but just a game nonetheless, and with what awaits them after graduation, how can a game compare to that?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s this dichotomy that turns commentators into rambling idiots.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s the <em>don\u2019t-think-of-an-elephant<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\"> problem, you try to block it out of your mind, but that just makes it pop in there that much larger.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The game is so big why would you talk about anything else, but the desire to focus on the field makes every cadet\u2019s future weigh even heavier on your mind.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Their future is what separates this game from Harvard\/Yale, their future is what makes this game so big.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It\u2019s implied, but too important to be ignored.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">Today\u2019s West Point cadet is that dichotomy.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The scholar and the warrior.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>West Point is Forbes\u2019 \u201cBest College in America.\u201d<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It made the top because of the Ivy League education.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It also made it because the US Government foots the bill.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>All it takes to repay the debt is a 5-year gauntlet through the sand.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But ask a West Pointer if it\u2019s worth it and they won\u2019t be able to say \u201cHell yeah!\u201d fast enough.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They are a special breed, West Pointers.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They were Class Presidents and Valedictorians, and they are learning how to lead by taking orders.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Every time an order is barked at them, every time they have to wake up early to memorize the New York Times because they will need to recite and pontificate upon request, every time they memorize every meal they are going to have, every little thing they focus on, everything is a learning experience&#8211;the little things that are implied but the too important to be ignored.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">And a West Point football player has to be even more than that, they are forced to be two things at all times&#8211;an Army cadet and a West Point football player.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Don\u2019t let the ads numb you to the fact that there <em>is<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\"> such thing as being \u201cArmy Strong.\u201d<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>There is a mental and physical toughness that is required.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Sometimes that goes hand-in-hand with football&#8211;memorizing the New York Times before breakfast every day is pretty good practice for memorizing a playbook&#8211;but sometimes Army Strength prevents Football Strength (300-lb linemen would not last the running and jumping that West Point requires).<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>As a result, the offensive and defensive lines for West Point can only be described as \u2018undersized.\u2019<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The University of Florida\u2019s starting offensive linemen average 326 pounds, Navy\u2019s line averages 286, Army\u2019s averages 256.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Army football&#8211;made up of some of the toughest guys in the country&#8211;will always be underdogs.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The uphill battles, implied but too important to ignore.<o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:normal\"><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">When you walk West Point\u2019s campus you are simultaneously struck by the history and the beauty.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Forts aren\u2019t supposed to look this good.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But college campuses are.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And so again: the dichotomy. <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;<\/span>You walk along the Hudson&#8211;walk because you\u2019re a guest, if you were a cadet you would be running.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>You see Constitution Island; you walk past the Firstie Club (the bar for 4<sup>th<\/sup> year cadets, which along with the Cow Club is the only alcohol on campus).<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>You walk past statues of Eisenhower and McArthur, their 5 stars each prominently displayed.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>These two statues, raised up to be giants, wearing one more star than any of today\u2019s cadets will ever achieve, setting the bar higher than humanly possible, screaming at everyone that walks by them&#8211;<em>they don\u2019t make them like this anymore<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\">.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But spend two minutes with a cadet and you know that they make them pretty damn well today, too.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The tradition and history though is never far enough away, and so you watch them march.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Statues to your left, the modern solider to your right, fully-uniformed, walking, stiffly, across the Parade Field.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Any other campus would just call it the Quad.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Of course any other campus would have dozens of students lounging around on it.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Any other campus would acknowledge it\u2019s just a large piece of pristine grass with four sets of bleachers on it.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Pristine doesn\u2019t do it justice&#8211;I\u2019m told it\u2019s the 2<sup>nd<\/sup> most expensive public lawn in the country, the first being the White House\u2019s East Lawn.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But as you stand between the 5-star generals, the barracks\/dorms behind you, the grass leading out to Trophy Point leading out to the Hudson leading out to Constitution Island, your eyes can\u2019t help but drift out over the water, you become the lookout, scouting for an incoming armada like you would have done 200 years ago.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Your eyes drift back, back to the present, back to the lawn.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And there it is&#8211;the four bleachers.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Something\u2019s not right with the bleachers.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>You let your eyes drift back more, and like a magic eye puzzle your eyes relax and they see it.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Each bleacher spells out a word.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Four bleachers, four words, something implied but so important that it must be spelled out: <em>Go Army Beat Navy.<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-size:10pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman\"\"=\"\"><o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size:10pt; line-height: normal; color: #666666; white-space: pre; \"><img decoding=\"async\"  src=\"http:\/\/i304.photobucket.com\/albums\/nn191\/LBPOSTphotos\/111%20Sports\/ArmyBeatNavy.jpg\"><\/span><br \/><!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaky Pipes is spending Saturday at the Army\/Navy game, and this week he&#8217;ll be previewing both teams in a special Couch Commentary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-2601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2601"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=2601"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}