{"id":4154,"date":"2009-04-17T06:23:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T06:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/sports\/couch-commentary-double-oh-madden\/"},"modified":"2009-04-17T06:23:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T06:23:00","slug":"couch-commentary-double-oh-madden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/couch-commentary-double-oh-madden","title":{"rendered":"Couch Commentary: Double-Oh-Madden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style='float:left;padding-right:10px;padding-bottom:5px;'><img src='images\/archive\/sports\/photo1885.jpg' align='left' \/><\/div>\n<p>   <!--StartFragment-->       <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">Sean  Connery once acknowledged that to a large number of people he will always be  James Bond but to an entire other generation he will only be seen as Indiana  Jones&rsquo; father.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>This is someone not  generally known for his self-awareness, but he is absolutely right.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Even on blu-ray the old James Bond  movies just seem campy now (yes, I said it) and as a result the suave  action-hero has faded into a father-figure paving the way for the next  generation of adventurers.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Despite  our best efforts, we age and we change and through all that we are rarely lucky  enough to have that one quintessential success&mdash;it is truly exceptional to find  someone that has even more than that.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">John  Madden quietly retired yesterday, a story almost immediately lost among the  season-ending injuries and the GM heart-attacks and the rest of the constant  buzz of the sports world, but the career that ended yesterday was anything but  quiet.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In fact, you could say that  John Madden was the Sean Connery of football.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Both Connery and Madden were 32 when they took over that  first archetypical role, Connery as Bond, Madden as head coach of the Raiders.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Both were followed by replacements who  had mixed reviews&mdash;just in case you were wondering, in this analogy George  Lazenby is Joe Bugel (who?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Exactly.)<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Roger Moore would  be Art Shell.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Timothy Dalton would  be Bill Callahan.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Pierce Brosnan  would of course be Jon Gruden, and we can only hope that Daniel Craig will have  as crazy a career as Lane Kiffin already has.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Weirdly enough, both walked away after ten years, and Madden  was able to walk away with a hit list worthy of Bond.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He was the youngest to reach 100 wins, never having a losing  season in those 10 years; he has the highest win percentage- including  playoffs, and he ended with a winning record against coaches that eventually  made the Hall of Fame.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He ended up  taking his team to the AFC Championship 7 times in those ten years including  the win in Super Bowl XI.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">Madden of  course immediately went into the broadcasting booth upon retiring from coaching.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And looking over his broadcasting  resume&mdash;every season for the last 30 years, the long partnership with Pat  Summerall, CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, the Super Bowls, Monday Night, Sunday Night, the  cameo in <i>Little <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">Giants,  Al Michaels willing to follow him anywhere, the turducken&mdash;you start to see the  pattern&mdash;the Rock, the Hunt for Red October, the Untouchables, Entrapment&hellip; there  are roles that some people just <i>own<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;  font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Scotland-Forever is clearly as important as All-Madden, these little  expressions that now mean so much more because of what they&rsquo;ve come to  represent.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>But this isn&rsquo;t just  about a string of influential hits, this is about a standard of success leading  to the next generation.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And while  his use of the teleprompter was truly groundbreaking, I for one will always  remember Madden drawing a penis on live TV and getting away with it (<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f1z03b1wveM\"><span style=\"font-family:  \" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=f1z03b1wveM<\/span><\/a><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">).<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">But is  there higher praise for a commentator then Madden-esque?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I will admit that it took me a long  time to come around on Cris Collinsworth&mdash;and even now I&rsquo;m not sure I&rsquo;ve  forgiven his inappropriate relationship with Michael Phelps&rsquo; Mom&mdash;but I now  begin to see in him the things that I will miss from Madden.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The play-by-play knowledge, the detail  on where every player should be, the types of insights that only come from  spending a week in a dark room with lots of gametape.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">But if  coaching is Madden&rsquo;s Bond, and his commentating is the string of box-office  successes, then his video game is truly his Dr. Jones.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>There&rsquo;s a story that the original <i>Madden  Football<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">  guys tell: for the sake of the developers the original version was only going  to have 7 players per side but Madden threatened to walk out if they didn&rsquo;t  make the game as realistic as possible.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Twenty-one years later, EA and the <i>Madden<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\"> series continue to push  the boundaries of realism- even at the sake of game-play (I mean, can <i>anyone<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\"> actually use that QB  Vision mode from &rsquo;06, that thing is impossible!)<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I remember upgrading my Madden every time I upgraded the  system, then upgrading from Madden &rsquo;01 to Madden &rsquo;02 just to have Chad  Pennington be able to complete a pass, I remember turning off exhaustion so  that Mike Vick in Madden &rsquo;04 could accomplish anything, and I remember the  first time I heard that Collinsworth was going to take Madden&rsquo;s place as the  voice of the game.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It was the  warning shot across the bow that said &lsquo;Hey, I&rsquo;m not gonna be around  forever.&rsquo;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I&rsquo;m going to remember  the game, and the Madden cards, every time a punter kicks a 60 yarder or a QB  hits 10 passes in a row, but mostly I&rsquo;m going to remember &ldquo;You used to be able  to put stick &lsquo;em on your hands to catch those balls, now they&rsquo;ve got those  gloves.&rdquo;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I heard that comment over  and over again every time my receiver would miss a pass, heck I think he even  said it when my QB spiked the ball.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>It&rsquo;s such a simple comment, a throwaway-line designed to make us feel  like he&rsquo;s playing with us, but it&rsquo;s more than that too.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It&rsquo;s the kind of thing your grandpa  would say, it&rsquo;s a way of saying &ldquo;In my day we&rsquo;d use our hands; we didn&rsquo;t have all  these newfangled advantages you guys have.&rdquo;<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He might as well as have said that in his day they had to  drive 70 yards, uphill, in the snow, barefoot.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">When I  first saw <i>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">, Sean Connery wasn&rsquo;t a  father-figure, to me he was a grandfather.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He had all those stories, all his life&rsquo;s work, and  everything was harder in his day.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>But he let you in just enough so that you noticed that he truly had  forgotten more than you will ever know.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Yes, John&rsquo;s stories kinda meandered, and his highlights this past season  were things like telling us about eating at the buffet with the Eagles.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>He wasn&rsquo;t a hard-nosed coach anymore,  he was just a sweet old-man who loved food and football and sharing his stories.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But we&rsquo;ll miss that guy too&mdash;even if it  was his <i>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:  12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:  normal\"><span style=\"font-size:12.0pt;font-family:\" times=\"\" new=\"\" roman??=\"\">Madden  retired on a Thursday and it was a retirement that was so expected and yet so  surprising.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The sports world  recently lost Harry Kalas but it was a way that we all kinda expected- one day  he just couldn&rsquo;t make it to the ballpark.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>And as much as it breaks my heart, I know one day we&rsquo;re gonna lose Vin  Scully the same way.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>These guys  are old-school in the most complimentary sense of the term.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They are from a different generation in  which you show up, everyday.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>So  it&rsquo;s actually kind of refreshing to see him be able to walk away on his own  terms.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And whether as a coach,  commentator, or video game personality John Madden always had such success that  it is now nearly impossible to think of anyone ever replacing him.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It&rsquo;s enough to make you want to get on  a bus, go to Canton, and look for that 1970s Madden- back before he was an  icon, when he was just a really cool young man ready to take on the world.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>If you let yourself slip back to him  back then, you can hear him say &ldquo;Madden.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>John Madden.&rdquo;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>       <!--EndFragment-->                       <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our own Leaky Pipes says a fond farewell to the great John Madden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-4154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=4154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}