{"id":4983,"date":"2009-01-16T07:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/sports\/couch-commentary-thies-statements\/"},"modified":"2009-01-16T07:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T07:10:00","slug":"couch-commentary-thies-statements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/couch-commentary-thies-statements","title":{"rendered":"Couch Commentary:  Thies&#8217; Statements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style='float:left;padding-right:10px;padding-bottom:5px;'><img src='images\/archive\/sports\/photo7878576.jpg' align='left' \/><\/div>\n<p>   <!--StartFragment-->       <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Things I think&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the Arena Football League took 2009 off (instead of  disbanding) so they can come back in 2010 with Mike Vick as QB for one of their  franchises&hellip;fortunately for the league the New Jersey Red Dogs have already  changed their name.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That I have the perfect title for a book about the lack of Italian-American  athletes: &lsquo;Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio?&rsquo;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That New York teams are the most consistent boondoggle in  sports&mdash;the Knicks, Mets, Yankees, and Jets all spend ridiculous amounts on  free-agents each offseason only to disappoint.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Only the Giants have made the effort to develop their own  players.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Not surprisingly the  Giants are the only NY team that has won a championship in the last 8 years. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the Giants have become the anti-Broncos.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Instead of being able to plug any  running back in and make him successful, they instead can constantly find  running backs that would be successful anywhere.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Not only do they currently have 3 backs that could start for  a lot of other teams, but they traded away Ryan Grant before last season. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the Cleveland Browns are the worst run organization in  sports (worse than the Clippers, worse than the Bengals, worse than the entire  NHL)&hellip;Step 1: give entire team infectious disease, alienate fans, sign overrated  one-year wonder QB to long-term deal, have D-Lineman punch the fans&#8217; choice for  QB in the face in the locker room; step 2: ?; step 3: Profit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Eric Mangini needs to admit that no one loves their  sister enough to move to Cleveland just to be near her.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Trevor Ariza is the biggest difference between this Los  Angeles Lakers team and the one in last year&rsquo;s Finals.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the last one was an exaggeration, Andrew Bynum has been  the biggest difference maker, particularly in allowing Pau Gasol to play  further away from the basket.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>But  Ariza has been HUGE.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the media&rsquo;s willful ignorance of steroids in baseball  has moved on to a willful ignorance about the possibility of corrupt referrees  in basketball and football.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That NASCAR, golf, and soccer all have too long a  season.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>If your season lasts more  than 8 months, that is too long.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;  <\/span>You hear that MLB and NFL?<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>You&rsquo;re  approaching a dangerous line: the World Series shouldn&rsquo;t be in Nov, and the  Super Bowl shouldn&rsquo;t be in Feb.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the best possible NFL stadium giveaway is: a bottle of  water.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>It is better than a  headband, probably cheaper, and a heck of a lot more useful.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That we should amend the California Constitution to require  Phil Jackson to wear the soul patch at all times.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Clean-shaven Phil just doesn&rsquo;t look right.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That no player (that hasn&rsquo;t committed a double-homicide) has  ever changed the way we look at him more than Brett Favre.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That what has happened to Brett Favre this year is the most  diabolical Madden curse ever.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Brett Favre, despite being old, broken, and thrown  under the bus by his teammates, saying he would take a few weeks before  deciding if he will come back for another season has to be a cross between the  indecision of Hamlet and the self-delusion of Rod Blagojevich (ok, last Favre  comment. I promise).<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Scott Boras is about to reach the tipping point where  he now costs his clients more money than he makes them because no team wants to  deal with him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Ron Rivera turning down head coach interviews until  after the Chargers&#8217; season was finished was not only a classy act but a ballsy  one.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>He has been waiting for years  for his chance and he keeps getting passed over, but now that his stock is at  its highest he&rsquo;s waiting because he&rsquo;s got a job to do.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Meanwhile Tampa Bay&rsquo;s defense went to  hell as soon as Monte Kiffin agreed to go to Tennessee with his son (4 weeks  before the end of the season).<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the World Baseball Classic was a brilliant move by an  otherwise terrible commissioner.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the NHL has been kicked out of &ldquo;major American sport&rdquo;  status.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>It&#8217;s now the Big 3 with  hockey, racing, soccer, competitive eating, tennis, and golf all battling for  fourth place.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the MLS will always be inferior to European Soccer and  American fans won&rsquo;t fully get behind a league they know is inferior.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That in the NFL, you&rsquo;re only as good as your backup QB: just  ask the Minnesota Vikings, Houston Texans, Tennessee Titans, New England  Patriots, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Detroit Lions, Chicago Bears, Kansas  City Chiefs, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, or Dallas Cowboys (all of  whom had a backup QB start at least 3 games).<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That not only should HBO take the reigns and create a new  unified boxing league, but they should set up a direct competition between  Golden Boy and Top Rank.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>They  should have an award for best boxing &ldquo;team,&rdquo; the winner can be determined by a  point system based on weight-classes won and come with a cash prize to be split  among all the boxers in their stable.<span style=\"\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Not only will boxing improve from having an actual ruling body but the rivalry  could propel the sport to new levels.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That the Ricky Hatton, Manny Pacquiao fight is going to be  epic.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That as punishment for their incompetence, the Detroit Lions  should have their Thanksgiving game taken away from them.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That last year&rsquo;s Kansas fiasco (when Kansas was the best football  team in the conference) woke up the rest of the Big 12, which is now the best  conference in college football. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That Texas Tech needs to stop plucking people out of the  stands.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>First the kicker, then the  12-year making lay-ups; seriously this needs to stop.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That every NFL coach should be required to grow a playoff  beard.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That every announcing crew can be improved by a guy with an  Australian accent.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That if I were in charge on Monday Night Football, each week  my two sideline reporters would be each team&rsquo;s punter.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>They know all the guys, they have a lot  of time on their hands, and they watch more football than anyone else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That everybody believes we&rsquo;re headed for a Laker-Celtic  Finals.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That we&rsquo;re not headed for a Lakers-Celtics Finals.<span style=\"\">&nbsp; <\/span>Because LeBron won&rsquo;t accept anything  less than a trip to the NBA Finals.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That whether they play the Celtics or the Cavs, the Lakers  will win it all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That I&rsquo;m biased towards Southern California teams.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And lastly:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That you should leave your sports thoughts in the comments  section.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p>       <!--EndFragment-->                     <\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\"> body { \tbackground: #FFF; } <\/style><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaky Pipes has a lot on his mind&#8211;from beards and the Lakers to Mike Vick and the Browns, make sure to check this one out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-4983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4983"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=4983"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=4983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}