{"id":5220,"date":"2008-12-02T07:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T07:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lbpost.com\/articles\/sports\/couch-commentary-dear-coach-you-re-a-coward\/"},"modified":"2008-12-02T07:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T07:18:00","slug":"couch-commentary-dear-coach-you-re-a-coward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/couch-commentary-dear-coach-you-re-a-coward","title":{"rendered":"Couch Commentary: Dear Coach, You&#8217;re A Coward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style='float:left;padding-right:10px;padding-bottom:5px;'><img src='images\/archive\/sports\/photo838374.jpg' align='left' \/><\/div>\n<p> <!--StartFragment-->     <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Dear  Coach,<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Let  me get right to it: you are a coward.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>No offense or anything, I just mean you are scared.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And it&rsquo;s not just you, it&rsquo;s most  coaches.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I know that it&#8217;s because  if you play it safe, you won&rsquo;t be the story, while if you take a chance, you&rsquo;re  opening yourself up to criticism from people like me.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But I think you&rsquo;re wrong for being such a wuss.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Herm  Edwards had a vastly inferior team&mdash;with only 1 win since Week 8 of last year&mdash;and  saw a victory only 2 yards away: all he had was the crappy Chargers D between  him and a chance to double his win total.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>So he went for 2 and it didn&rsquo;t work out.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And he was criticized.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Similarly, in a Week 2 game that is infamous because Ed Hoculi blows  prematurely, Mike Shanahan made the same call, only his team pulled it off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Lost  in the Hoculi controversywas the fact that Mike Shanahan knew exactly what call  to make: when his team was down by 7 with almost no time left, he knew that  when they scored the touchdown, they needed to go for two.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Maybe he feared a Hoculi make-up  call.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Maybe he knew that the  Chargers D was visibly shaken by the horrible call and didn&rsquo;t have their heads  on straight.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Maybe he knew that  Chargers coach Norv Turner wouldn&rsquo;t call a timeout to give his D a breather and  get back in the game.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But mostly  he knew that his team had a better chance to get 2 yards against a tired  defense than they did to win the toss and march 50+ yards down the field for a  winning score in OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And it is  that call (and his assertion that the officiating was fair) that makes Mike  Shanahan kinda an a-hole&mdash;but definitely not a wuss.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">The  reason I point out Herm&rsquo;s and Shanahan&rsquo;s calls is because they are the only NFL  head coaches this year to make that call.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>There were only 3 other times when a team even had that opportunity.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Week 3: Tampa Bay scores with 7 seconds  left, takes the tie, wins the coin toss and eventually wins in OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The next week Baltimore comes back  against Pittsburgh with only a few minutes left, they of course take the tie,  and they lose in OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And of course  in Week 11, even the Patriots chickened out, took the PAT against the Jets, and  lost in OT. In other words, going for 2 is 1-1 while settling for OT is 1-2 so  far this season in the NFL.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">And  Coach, the NFL is the worst offender because OT in the NFL could end with one  team never even touching the ball; even in the NCCA, coaches need to realize  that settling for OT doesn&rsquo;t increase your odds of winning.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>In Week 2, Central Florida was  down two touchdowns to #17 South Florida.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>UCF scored 2 TDs, the 2<sup>nd<\/sup> one with less than 2 minutes to  go.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>South Florida had outgained  them 500 yards to 220, UCF was out-gunned.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But if they could pick up just 2 yards (2 freaking yards  Coach!), with 1:47 to go, they go up 25-24.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Instead they settle for a tie, and lose in OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In Week 7, Nebraska does everything  they can to upset then #7 Texas Tech.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span><i><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">They outgain them.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They dominate time of possession.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They do everything right except try to  win; because with 29 seconds left, they kicked an extra point to send it to  OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They lost.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">We  both know there are other examples. <span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp;<\/span>UNLV in Week 3, NC State in Week 4, and Virgina in week 8,  when an underdog against a ranked opponent took the tie to send it to OT and  then won in OT.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But the fact  remains&mdash;how often do you believe your team can pick up 2 yards when they really  have to?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Versus how often can your  team stop the opponent from scoring from 25 yards away, and then go and score  themselves.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Clearly winning in OT  is tougher than getting 2 yards, right?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Most  coaches are scared of going for 2, even when it&rsquo;s nothing but upside.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In Week 6 the Dolphins, with less than  2 minutes to go, scored a touchdown to go up by 4.<span style=\"mso-spacerun:  yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Being up by 4 or 5 is not much of a difference, but being up  by 6?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>That&rsquo;s a bigger deal.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>So did the Dolphins go for 2?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>No of course not.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They kicked a meaningless extra point  to go up by 5, so that when the Texans marched down the field and scored with  almost no time left they didn&rsquo;t need to worry about the extra point.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Other  people will say: It doesn&rsquo;t matter because the extra point is automatic.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But Coach you know that&rsquo;s not  true.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And that&rsquo;s what this whole  discussion hinges on, too.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Down by  1, with little or no time remaining, a PAT is not guaranteed.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">In  fact in Week 2 #15 BYU was at Washington.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>The Huskies, down by 7, got the ball back with 3:31 left in the  game.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They orchestrate a perfect  17-play, 76-yard drive for a touchdown with only 2 seconds left.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>So at home, as an underdog, with  momentum, do they go for the win?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>Of course not.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They attempt  to kick the point-after, it&rsquo;s blocked, and Washington loses.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Four weeks later, also at home, Florida  (who is favored over Mississippi State) scores with 3:28 left.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Again, they wuss out and settle for the  tie.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>They assumed that the PAT is  automatic.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>It wasn&rsquo;t.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>The blocked point-after gave Florida  their only loss of the year so far.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Through  the first 10 weeks of this NFL season, there were 38 two-point attempts, and  there was a 42% success rate.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But  the PAT percentage for the first 10 weeks, after 570 attempts, was 85%.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Coach, are you impressed by the  research?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>I don&rsquo;t even have a  staff, I do all my own legwork.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>But getting back to my point about you being a pansy&mdash;100 PATs would net  you 85 points, while 100 2-pt attempts would net you 84 points.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>That&rsquo;s what you&rsquo;re so scared of&mdash;the  risk that every one hundred touchdowns you might lose 1 point?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>That doesn&rsquo;t even tell the whole story:  of the 25 OT games in the last 2 years, 64% of the time the team that won the  toss has won the game.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>More than  two-thirds of those wins came on the first possession of overtime.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>In other words, if you settle for a tie  and let it go to OT, there is a very good chance your offense will never even  touch the ball.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Coach, some have  said that trying for the 2-pts and missing it is a cruel way to lose, but never  even touching the ball in OT?<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>How&rsquo;s  that for cruel!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Coaches  Gruden, Harbaugh, and Belichick never got called out for settling for the tie  but Herm Edwards has been roundly criticized for going for 2 and not getting  it. Shanahan was thoroughly praised&mdash;because it worked.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>But when I think about what I  expect from a head coach, I begin to realize something.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>Mike Shanahan will make just as many  mistakes as any other coach.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>And  he will probably make just as many calls that were great but that didn&rsquo;t  execute well.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>But at the end of a  game, I&rsquo;d want my team&rsquo;s win based on getting 2 yards when we need it rather  than based on winning a coin flip.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">&nbsp;  <\/span>To put it another way Coach, I&rsquo;d rather have my head coach be an a-hole  than a wuss.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size:9.0pt;font-family:\" trebuchet=\"\" ms??=\"\">Thanks,  and good luck out there Coach.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>     <!--EndFragment-->                 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Tuesday, so Leaky Pipes is spouting off again&#8211;this time he has some harsh words for his coach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"newspack_sponsor_sponsorship_scope":"","newspack_sponsor_native_byline_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_native_category_display":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_style":"inherit","newspack_sponsor_underwriter_placement":"inherit","inline_featured_image":false,"newspack_ads_suppress_ads":false,"newspack_popups_has_disabled_popups":"","_":"","_author_alias":"","cap-aim":"","cap-description":"","cap-display_name":"","cap-first_name":"","cap-jabber":"","cap-last_name":"","cap-linked_account":"","cap-newspack_employer":"","cap-newspack_job_title":"","cap-newspack_phone_number":"","cap-newspack_role":"","cap-user_email":"","cap-user_login":"","cap-website":"","cap-yahooim":"","newspack_article_summary":"","newspack_email_html":"","newspack_email_type":"","newspack_featured_image_position":"","newspack_hide_page_title":"","newspack_hide_updated_date":false,"newspack_post_subtitle":"","newspack_show_share_buttons":"","newspack_sponsor_byline_prefix":"","newspack_sponsor_disclaimer_override":"","newspack_sponsor_flag_override":"","newspack_sponsor_only_direct":"","newspack_sponsor_url":"","newspack_article_summary_title":"Overview:","newspack_show_updated_date":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"newspack_spnsrs_tax":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-5220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5220"},{"taxonomy":"newspack_spnsrs_tax","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/newspack_spnsrs_tax?post=5220"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lbpost.com\/sports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=5220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}