Note to Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey: We have a bridge we’d like to sell you. Our understanding is you’ve been having problems with crushing bridge traffic lately. When a 91-year-old woman dies of a heart attack while waiting for EMS slowed by heavy bridge-related traffic, not to mention busses full of school kids being late to school every day for their first week, detention and suspension no doubt followed and we’re not talking about suspension bridges. Well, yeah, we are really.