Thies’ Statements: Shawne Merriman, Pete Carroll, Football!

Ryan Thies is back for the second part of this week’s Thies’ Statements—today’s is an all-football edition!

Things I think…

That drunk driving and drunkenly carrying an unlicensed firearm are equally dangerous, so why does one get you 30 days in jail and the other get you 2 years?

That the Denver Broncos raised the dysfunctional ante but the Raiders coaching staff decided to re-raise pre-flop

That Chargers fans need to seriously worry about Shawne Merriman’s knee.  The pass rush, and the entire defense- and the entire team- all depend on his gimpy knee

That Seahawks fans don’t quite get the 12th Man concept.  You see, that’s not a good rallying cry when you’re on the road guys

That more than his championships or charity work, Pete Carroll’s tweet to all his incoming freshmen offering to help them move finally made me start to like the coach

That I can’t put my finger on it, but I just don’t trust Rick Neuheisel- as a coach or otherwise 

That there is never a good time to be on the 405.  Not sports related I know but I just felt like sharing

That Tim Tebow won’t be a good NFL QB

That Mike and I have both said it repeatedly, but the 4th quarter of a preseason NFL game is the most exciting 15 minutes in all of sports.  An NFL player trying to make the 53 man roster is literally playing for his livelihood.  He makes the team, he makes $300k; he gets cut, he’s sleeping on his mom’s couch.  What would you do if you had 15 minutes to try and make $300k?

That Norm Chow at UCLA is the poor-man’s Brett Favre to the Vikings

That that will be the last time I mention #4 by name (and I don’t just mean in this column)

That Brad Childress growing his wispy mustache out into a full beard made him trust him 100% more

That Brad Childress thinking that #4 would be a good QB for a team that has a good D and a good running game makes me trust him 1000% less

That Brad Childress must not have ever heard of Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Jim McMahon.  Seriously there’s a strong history of no-mistake QBs winning Super Bowls, why would you go after the mistake QB?  

That the giant TVs aren’t the biggest mistake the Cowboys are making in their new stadium, the 20,000 standing room only tickets are.  As an NFL season-ticket-holder, I can tell you that having someone steal your seat every time you get up will get old fast.  Dallas security’s going to have their hands full

That my favorite thing about the punts-hitting-the-TVs issue is that every punter mentions Mike Scifres as the guy that will force the issue.  Scifres has long been a less-than-secret weapon for the Chargers (and a personal favorite of mine) but to hear that every other punter/special teams coach in the league knows it just made my day

That Polamalu and Fitzgerald both will feel the wrath of Madden

That Joe Flacco and Matt Ryan both will regress slightly this year 

That no rookie QB has as much success this year as either Flacco or Ryan did last year 

That Orton struggles in Denver and that Cutler struggles in Chicago- but the Bears still make the playoffs anyway

That the Bengals, again, disappoint

That Jim Mora Jr should be required to use Brad Pitt’s accent from Inglourious Basterds in all his Press Conferences.  So should Lane Kiffin

That no one has worse off-seasons after they’ve won the Super Bowl than Ben Roethlisberger

That the Steelers too will regress and but win the Central by default

That the Patriots will be good, but not that good

That the Colts won’t miss Dungy too much and will have a typical Colts season- 12 wins, 1 in the playoffs, ultimately fall short

That the Lions will win 4 games this year

That there are things you notice by going to preseason games year-after-year, and so I am qualified to tell you that the Chargers will cut Charly Martin, someone will pick him up, and he will then officially become the next Wes Welker (whom the Chargers also had, then cut)

That the Cowboys will make the playoffs but won’t win a playoff game

That Green Bay will really surprise some people.  So will Houston

That the team that wins the Super Bowl this year won’t have made the playoffs in ’08

That I am ready for football season (editor’s note: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)