Ah, what a voyage we’ve set you on so far! You’ve had more exciting experiences than most people have had in a lifetime.
You’ve dawdled with the dead, scampered through strangers’ yards, rode a pony across town, worn a cowboy hat and got seasick on mead.
Most people would’ve given up a long time ago, but you’re not like the others. That’s why we admire you so much.
So, now let’s hike from the Queen Mary to the AquaLink pier, hand a fin to the captain of the boat and climb aboard for a crossbay voyage to Alamitos Bay Landing.
You’re getting a lot closer to the treasure, so congratulations for that. If we were eligible to take part in this hunt, we would drop by the Boathouse on the Bay and beg the restaurant’s boss John Morris to buy us a bottle of beer while we enjoyed the spectacular view from the expansive patio.
You could also go to Ballast Point. You could also just go home. You’re through for the day. Rest up, because you’re getting near the end. You might have to slay a dragon.
While you’re sitting around doing nothing, please amuse yourself by reading what our angry lawyers keep yelling at us, here. They call it “terms and conditions,” we call it “joykilling.”